A Little More About Us
Meet My teammates
Our offices are always bustling with creativity! You didn’t believe that I could do this entirely alone, did you? Please let me introduce my staff. Don’t judge their sloppy mouths, or how they “shake hands”. All things are conducted in a professional manner. They each individually bring excellent skills to the team. I wouldn’t be here without them.
Team of assistants
Leroy
Chief happiness officer
Clearly a top-level executive with his tall reach. He is the lite and goofy people greeter making everyone feel at home. He is the first to volunteer for the coffee and doughnut run, naturally returning with his trademark frosting glazed mustache. The forever faithful lad is happy to pull double duty, so he also is the Director of Food Management. This is no light assignment for Leroy. The planner of all potlucks for office staff as well as an official taste tester for anything that is going to pass the boss’s lips. Though it may be his most difficult task, he will steal, I mean, clear out any leftovers you leave in the company frig past 48 hours.
trademark
Piercing blue eyes, goat tee, and occasional mohawk.
affirmation
“The meek shall inherit the Earth.”
favorite food
Lamby Milk
hobby
Zoomies!!!
Walter
President of R&D
Thrilled by exciting, complicated projects, overturning every aspect for a fresh perspective. Not only does he ask the difficult questions, but he also responds to your questions with a question. Expert paper shredder, especially the task you meant to finish tomorrow. Why put off what you can get done today is his motto. President of R&D. All bowls are dutifully tested. Those unworthy are easily cast aside. Ask him about his “re-decorating” skills…You will lose the next 48 hours of your life.
trademark
Most innocent face ever, especially when I am not.
affirmation
“The black sheep is sometimes the only one telling the truth.”
favorite food
Whatever is in everyone else’s bowl.
hobby
Obsessed with metal bowls.
Ida
Excutive office manager
Ida keeps this rodeo running smoothly and consistently by being a stickler for rules and tight deadlines. She quickly delegates any task she can’t manage, although Ida discovered her booty makes the best paperweight and takes pride in that assignment. Feel as if her stagnant stare is judging you? You are most likely right. That’s because she knows nobody can see the details of every situation as she can. She puts the kibosh on all office shenanigans and loathes post-it notes hoarders. She hosts the daily break in the afternoon, making the best tea and biscuits. Lastly, Ida follows by snuggling at my feet, snoring loudly, reminding us that our dreams can come true.
trademark
Triple strand pearls forever.
affirmation
“Happiest people I know are evaluating and improving themselves. The unhappy judge others.”
favorite food
I love a good banana.
hobby
Reading fashion magazines
Shady
Cheif Intelligence Operator
Nobody knows what Shady is up to. That’s what makes him so great at his job! The assumption is that he is always on vacation because he holds office hours whenever he chooses. When in, he is the team’s wellness coach. Using his extra toes, he freely gives massages while getting them to open up about what is on their minds. He teaches his puma kitty ways of tolerance and how to adapt to change. His nine lives allow him to live the life he preaches, encouraging everyone to start over whenever needed. He keeps me informed on everyone’s daily attitude or what pranks they are considering pulling. When the rest of the team is relaxing in the evening, Shady is quick to disappear. Heading into the field as a nighttime ninja, he does away with community trolls and any other pest control needed. As a man of many disguises, Shady often steals computer mice or randomly knocks everything off of others’ desks. He can’t come off as the good guy all of the time.
TRADEMARK:
Extra toes on each paw
Affirmation:
“I will not stress over things I can’t control.”
Favorite food:
Tuna Please
Hobby:
Playing with my best friend Leroy
edgar
chief security officer
Who is going to stand against this brute force of safety? Nobody. As head of homeland security to the community, he screens all new clients to be sure they are Sprout worthy. With such a strong work ethic and bodyguard detail for the boss, his days are full, yet his heart yearns to fulfill his sensitive side. Edgar is also the head of Human Resources. The calm in chaos, master of wisdom, he is your emotional support dog. You will never find a better listener, as well as the best hug at the end.
Trademark:
Old soul eyes.
affirmation:
“Everyone I love is safe and secure.”
favorite food:
Any varmint that wanders into the yard.
hobby:
Digging shallow dirt beds to lay in.
Amy King
Jack of all trades
I fill in wherever needed. Flexible, light-hearted, and hardworking have served me well within this organization. I like to tackle life head-on. I share tricks that work for me along the way, including cleaning your dishwasher filter or how to stay positive in such a hostile world. I reveal my passion for cooking, cleaning, laundry, and living. I love to journal and document my adventures with my team, so I am glad you are here to enjoy our stories. Know that life can be challenging; I see you and am here to support you. I love to encourage others to become a better version of themself every day.
Trademark:
Curly silver streaked hair
affirmation:
“I can do anything.”
favorite food:
Tacos…
hobby:
Encouraging others to sprout their best life.
